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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 06:32

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why do ugly men flirt with girls that are really hot?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
What is the scariest thing that ever happened in your life?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why do men cheat on their wives with someone extremely unattractive?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
How do military families balance personal political views with respect for civilian leadership?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
How do I become a Buddhist, and can someone explain Buddhism to me?
No go.
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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